We, the council of Aged Beef, gather henceforth to draft the founding articles of Moo. The Medieval Band of herds annually to provide the following:

1.) The Medieval Band of Moo will gladly provide carpooling to the renaissance faires for members in the immediate area. This ride depends of space and may or may not be free.

2.) The Medieval Band of Moo will designate a spot for the corral. The corral is a space inside the camping grounds where all members will have a tent and parking space saved for them and their gear. It will be roped off and others encouraged not to walk through our camp.

3.) The Medieval Band of Moo will share its food and drink with other members. We want none of our friends to go hungry or thirsty while camping. All members enjoy our Feast of Moo closing weekend of TRF.

4.) The Medieval Band of Moo will have members stationed inside the camp grounds to safeguard our tents and belongings. We should not fear thieves or vandals.

5.) All members of the Medieval Band of Moo must wear visibly the suggested minimum amount of cowprint. This cowprint must be worn with either fair garb or civies.

6.) Whenever a member hears someone yell "Moo!", that member must yell "Moo!" back. This allows Moo to swiftly distinguish our members in a crowd.

7.) All members of the Medieval Band of Moo must pay annual dues. Dues are voted on by the Council and must be paided one month before the opening weekend of the Texas Renaissance Festival. TRF is our home fair and dues will provide food, drink, and comforts for all our members to enjoy.

The aforementioned provisions are Moo Law. These are the principles apon which Moo is founded. The Medieval Band of Moo is comprised of four different grades of members. Grand Master Moo is the "Leader of the Band." The founding members of Moo form the "Council of Aged Beef," who vote and pass all Moo Law with the approval of the Leader of the Band. Members who have  not proved themselves commendable receive "minion" status. All others are deemed "member." To become a minion, one must be approached by a current member of Moo. This member, called the "sponsor," will supervise the behavior of the minion. Minions must prove their suvival and camping skills by putting up members tents. Minions must also wear a cowbell that will be provided for them. Minions do not have to provide dues and still enjoy free Feast and trashcan punch. After one year or more of minioning, if the person is deemed worthy, then he/she will advance to member status. By standing together, we can provide a safe and fun renaissance experience.

So far many have been asking me for a full list of members. After a vote from the council of elders here is the offical list of members of Moo.

Members:

*Cody - Grand Master Moo, Leader of the Band
*Johnathan - The Mooaphant
*Bee - Moo Bee, the Golden Calf
*Bethy - Mama Moo
*Sir Erk - High Priest of Moo, Head Brewmaster
*The Audie - Seeker of Moo
*Sam - Grand Avatar of Bullshit
*Branden - Guardian of Moo, the Mooscot
*Rachel - Milk Maid of Moo
Becca - Seamstress of Moo
Shane- Youngin' of Moo
Jake -
Bard - The Moo Minstrel
Ted -
Taylor - Sweet Jesus with almonds, it's Mr. Simmmonnnss
Niki - Queen Zambie
Timmy -
Nathan - Viking of Moo
Jen - Mixie Moo
Phil - The Dungeon Master
Joe - Mooad'dib
Grand Admiral Drew
Jessie -
Steven -
Dave - Mr. Zipper
Jerod - Crusader of Moo
Mr. Cannibull
Mrs. Cannibull, Sil O'Psybin The Psychotropic Mascot
Bill -
Karen -
Michael -

Official guests of Moo:

Smiley
Tom the elf
Grendal
Lord Thorn
Hurricane

Allies:
The Necrons

* denotes founding members. If any of this information is out of date then just send me a message and I'll update it. If you don't have a name of Moo then contact your sponsor, it's his/her job to name you.